sunscreen is your friend

so last night as i was going to bed, i thought my sunburn was pretty mild, if that. i woke up today feeling terrible. my chin, cheeks, and nose have blistered, my shoulders hurt and my thighs are on fire. i feel like i can rent myself out as a small space heater. my face is splotchy with spaces that are white where sunscreen was adequately applied and red where the opposite occurred. it was hard to get up for work today and i really just wanted to go back to sleep. i want to sleep on a mattress made of ice cubes to keep me cool. i'm not wearing pants because 1) it's hot and 2) pants hurt my thighs. i'm going to sleep now and will hopefully feel better in the morning.

when my sunburn starts to peel i'm going to look like a complete freak. oh well. at least it won't hurt anymore. i've applied aloe several times but i don't feel any different. any neat sunscreen remedies you've heard of or have used on yourself???? i'm desperate over here!