sling us a web

i love me some spiderman

blah blah blah

i'm tired of seeing everyones facebook status "beach!", "going to the beach with (insert friend here)", "headin' to the beach!"... i don't know why, but it irritates me. it's only march. i don't want summer to come because then it will end. and we all know what happens when summer ends...

just a preview

i'm on the far right.

it's fun being an azalea belle.

sorry, but....

my family is cooler than yours...

the little yellow person in the front confuses me..but it's awesome nonetheless

stupid wasps....and stove!

so after school i came home and made a fried bologna sandwich (something i haven't done in awhile). it's chillin' there cookin..doin' its own think when i see some smoke. i kinda shrugged it off but then the smoke got worse and worse and i finally picked the pan off the burner and see multiple flames!! i threw the pan in the sink then stood there, looking at the stove, wondering what the heck i should do. i turned off the burner and poured some water on it and the flames immediately went out, thank goodness. pouring water on the burner probably wasn't the best idea but i panicked and couldn't think of a better option. i'd rather mess up the burner then have the house burn down...

after that episode i thought, ok, i need to go enjoy some fresh air so i went outside and laid by the pool. i had been out there two minutes when i hear "bzzzzzz" and open my eyes to see two wasps hovering over me. i jumped up and they flew away but as soon as i laid back down they returned. to protect my life, i had to go inside. as i walked onto the porch and closed the door i heard more buzzing and saw that i had trapped one of the wasps inside the screened porch with me. so now i can't go by the pool or go on my back porch.

all of this happened before 3 pm, mind you...

you are what you read

i have found my calling in life; i'm going to be a professional book model

forget college, right?

these little wonders still remain

all this college stuff is weird..i still feel like a 7th grader...but then i look at pictures like these and realize i have grown up whether i like it or not

this is my 100th post..so in honor of the occasion, please enjoy these videos circa 2007...













and to think, we're still best friends...

there is nothing better than being 17, driving with the windows down, wearing big sunglasses and listening to yellowcard.
nothing.

good news!! my cake didn't turn out terrible!! one of the cakes got stuck to the pan so it was more like a 1 1/2 layer cake but i made yummy frosting and kinda glued it all together so all and all it was a success!! i'd upload a picture but i'm too lazy to find the USB cord for my phone...

my mom figured out my classes for BYU in the fall and i'm excited. not too happy about all the physics classes i'll have to take over the years but i'm willing to suffer through a few courses. i can't believe march is almost over...i feel like it just started!!
where's all my time going?

cake, cake, cake!

my soon to be two layer cake is sitting in the oven right now. there are so many things that could go wrong!! i'm very paranoid. hopefully we will be treating ourselves to Hershey's perfectly chocolate cake after dinner tonight....keyword there being hopefully....

please enjoy these pictures of me looking young and silly...sixth grade seems like so long ago..because it was

oh, i'm a man of constant sorrow

i love the soggy bottom boys



i don't care how old george clooney is; he's hot.

my sister had a basketball game today and i went just for fun. i got there and within the first two minutes of the game, this obnoxious parent from the other team was screaming and clapping and stomping. so i thought, oh, i can yell louder than this 40 year old woman...so i went and sat next to her. so the game continued and she screamed, then i screamed louder, and she clapped, and i clapped louder (i have burises on my palms from my rings hitting me when i clapped) and she stomped, and i stomped louder. well, the tension was growing as she had hissy-fit after hissy-fit, yelling at the refs and saying the murray girls sucked. i held my breath and tongue as she talked about the skill level of murray but then she and a few other moms started talking about how ugly one of the girls on the team was- and i got downright furious. you can talk about their skill all you want, whatever, but when it gets personal like that, it's just plain rude. so i told mom really loudly about how i didn't appreciate them talking about our team and how rude it was..and i believe obnoxious parent lady heard me. well, a few minutes later there was a foul and one of the murray ladies a few seats down from me yelled "OH MY GO(sh)!!" and obnoxious parent lady turned to me and yelled "YEAH, OH MY GO(sh)" then turned away and muttered a certain expletive under her breath directed towards me. i stared at this woman with a "are you serious?" kinda look and asked mom if she had heard what obnoxious parent lady had said to me. she said no but the lady sitting in front of her had heard her and said "did that woman just cuss at you?" "yes! and i didn't even say anything!!" the mommy then gave obnoxious parent lady the death glare and said "that is so disrespectful and you don't deserve to have someone talk to you like that. I got your back, girl" and proceeded to give o.p.l. another death glare. while that made me feel better, i just couldn't even believe that a 40 year old woman would talk to me like that!! it makes me sad for her kid that her mom acts like that. when the game was over (we ended up losing by 3) all the roland grise moms (the trash pack i like to call them) were smiling and cheering and basically rubbing it in our faces that we had lost but another murray mommy said "i can't believe they're smiling like that. I would be ashamed if i was an adult and acted like that. you may not have won girls but at least you got your class and that's something none of these roland grise parents will ever have". amen.

i hope this post brought you as much humor as it brought me. i mean, really, i find it funny how classless some people are.

also, sorry this is so long...

i love filling out scholarship applications.
that's not sarcasm; i really do.
tomorrow is the sophomore writing test so i'm hittin' up jimbo's then doing some homework/baking m&m cookies. tomorrow night i have azalea belle orientation (even though i already did an activity as an azalea belle).
it's gonna be a swell day.

song of the day: mad season- matchbox 20

dear blog,
please forgive me for neglecting you. i've been busy with all sorts of things. I graduate in 97 days and leave for BYU in 171. my time is awasting. i've started baking more often...last week i made rainbow cupcakes and this week i made a chocolate chip cake. i'm thinkin cookies next week...also, i bought some patterns and material so i can make a skirt, pajama pants and an apron for my mom. anybody else want me to sew you something? i like learning these new skills and hope i can continue learning different things. i will never neglect you like this again. forgive me.
love,
jordan